Happy Wife, Happy Life

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  • #663388
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    Quell
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    I’ve never been married, just multiple long-term relationships that never worked out.

    However I’ve heard that phrase “Happy Wife, Happy Life” more times than I care to remember from men discussing their married lives. When that phrase is thrown around some Simp idiot always has a good chuckle.

    The other one thrown around is, “Pick and choose your battles.” I remember growing up my Mom bought this god awful pink couch with flowers all over it. Our living room looked like dog s~~~. It stuck out like a sore thumb and everyone knew it. Even complete strangers, would comment on this very odd furniture and aqua green carpet. When I asked my dad why he didn’t step in and choose a more normal furniture arrangement he said, “This was your mom’s decision.”

    I don’t think that is funny whatsoever. What that implies to me is that, “Hey Quell, you better keep this woman happy or she will make your life a living hell.”

    What kind of so called marriage partnership is that? You are basically your wife’s slave and if you don’t make her happy at all times she will withhold sex, beat you down verbally and emotionally, gossip about you and possibly divorce rape you and take away your kids.

    The marriage contract is blackmail.

    #663403
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    Maddlad
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    Totally agree mate. Every time i hear someone say “Happy Wife Happy Life” i think to myself “what a pussy”. The main problem is with that statement is we all know they are never happy, so its a never ending s~~~fight and they wont respect you for kowtowing to them anyway. You’re better off doing what you want and if she doesnt like it then thats her deal. She’s more likely to want to f~~~ you if you dont care anyway. 🙂

    #663404
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    MG-ɹǝʍo┴
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    Crappy wife, crappy life!

    #663405
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    SoylentGeneration
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    Marriage is a scam indeed. I never understood “Happy wife, happy life”.

    Is the man supposed to be happy that he is a wallet for his honey and sex is a reward not an act of love? Is he just happy because she finally shut the heck up and quit nagging? Is he happy to finally have some peace? The situation is not happiness but torment with spurts of relief that are confused for happiness.

    "We will meet in the place where there is no darkness" 1984

    #663414
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    Numerator
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    The towel syndrome.

    New baits, old rusty hooks.

    #663418
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    Gambit
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    Marriage is for cucks.

    #663445
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    MusclecarGolfer
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    Happy Wife…not a chance in hell.

    Happy Life…without marriage.

    #663458
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    Oz-Bloke
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    When people say that phrase, I reply ‘And what of the husband?’. They quickly know where I stand when it comes to this social programming.

    Pussy On Pedestal Meme

    Marriage is grand. Divorce is 500 grand!

    #663491
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    Gargamel
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    That analogy/expression “happy wife, happy life” does not exist in the German language.

    Maybe because we don’t know a happy state of a woman at all.

    They suck even when you shower them with everything.

    I sometimes get the feeling that MGTOW concepts “bore” German men because we are all gone to pump and dump long before MGTOW was “invented”.

    If you get married here, half of your friends will ask you “if you are still sane”…

    :::::: Feminism is the “terminator gene” of mankind ::::::
    #663511
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    Xanthine
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    I agree with you, “happy wife happy life” basically means if that bitch is unhappy she will make your life a living hell. There is nothing funny about it, i i don’t know why any man would volunteer for that.

    Men are not respected or valued by society, or by women. It’s basically be a good slave, make everything work, but you yourself and your needs can f~~~ off and die. That’s what i love about being MGTOW. Because i can take care of my own needs, and they can f~~~ right off with their hateful attitudes, disrespect, and infinite demands.

    #663582
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    ~BS
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    “no wife, happy life”

    "He didn't marry until now, so he won't ever do it. Think about it, why would a man like him ever marry? It's too late to catch him. " ~some cunt

    #663610
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    Westcoasttrendkill
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    It’s just a phrase to brainwash yourself into believing you didn’t lose on something.

    #663695
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    Secret Agent MGTOW
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    When is a wife ever happy?

    For about 5 seconds when she gets something major.

    OR for awhile when her man is broken.

    What does that tell you about that phrase?

    For her to be happy you have to give her something big/expensive – which is very limited/fleeting, or be suffering.

    Women lie; they do not like it that often the truth hurts. #shecanthandlethetruth

    #663703
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    Gambit
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    when she gets something major.

    She loves it when you buy her stuff.

    be suffering.

    She loves it even more when you are hurting.

    #663714
    Sandals
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    Also, “Do you want to lose the battle to win the war?”

    War, what war? Marriage is war?

    To judge an man's intentions, do not listen to what he says, do not even look at what actions he takes, look only at the results he is getting.

    #663741
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    ResidentEvil7
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    It’s not his responsibility to make her happy 24/7. She wants to be happy, she has to make it happen herself. I mean they say men should make the wife happy, but what’s in it for the husband? Nothing!

    This is a man's world and we men must take it by the throat and make it give us everything we desire!

    #663799
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    Butchi
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    Crappy wife, crappy life!

    Any wife, crappy life 😉

    I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

    #663800
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    MG-ɹǝʍo┴
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    Any wife, crappy life

    I’ll never know, not ever!

    #663806
    Travis3000
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    That phrase tacitly informs the receiver that an unhappy wife will ruin your life. See the MGTOW truth there? Stay smart enough to avoid situations where you could make a wife unhappy and you will have a happy life. How do you keep a wife happy? Simple, don’t marry her. Let someone else do that. Beat that explanation, I dare you!

    #663841
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    Bstoffers
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    I goes along with the saying “If mama aint happy, aint nobody happy” bulls~~~. They both mean about the same as far as I’m concerned.

    No wife, happy life.

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